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Hilda'’s still not back
from her audition?

2
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No.

3
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That'’s Spanish for "no."

4
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I hope she got the job.

5
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It'’s hard for her to find

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a place to play around here.

7
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Her musical talent
is a wonderful gift

8
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and she needs to
bore otherpeople with it.

9
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Let'’s face it...
classical music

10
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isn'’t the gravy
train it used to be.

11
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It'’s not like the golden
age... Vienna in the 1700s.

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In those days

13
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there were more orchestras
than consumption wards.

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And you were never ostracized
for eating a dead rat in public.

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Aunt hilda'’s so talented,
i'’m sure she got this job.

16
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And she has a very
strange way of celebrating.

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Should I get my ears pierced?

18
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Hey, guess what?

19
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The school'’s having
a battle of the bands.

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I signed us up.

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I didn'’t know we were a band.

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Every group had
to start somewhere.

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Usually in a garage.

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We can leapfrog that
and start in the gym.

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We could have cool outfits.

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Work on some dance moves.

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Put together a light show.

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I always wanted to be in a band.

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Me, too. We'’re in.

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Great.

31
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So, does anyone here

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actually know how to play

33
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an instrument?

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I'’m so close!

35
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Why Don'’t you drop cold fusion

36
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and work on an ink that
doesn'’t stain your fingers?

37
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All I need is a formula
patented by Dr. Terdlington.

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Which means I
would have to call him

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and ask for permission.

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Isn'’t he

41
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that guy you competed with

42
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for the other realm
research Grant?

43
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Exactly.

44
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Zelda spellman made a
strong impression with her paper

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"polymers... More
uses than you think."

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But the winner is...
Dr. Clark terdlington!

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It'’s been an unbearably
long evening of dull speeches

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so i'’ll make this brief.

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I'’m better than you.

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Zelda: It was so unlike me

51
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but I just couldn'’t
standhis arrogance.

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[ Whoopee cushion
makes farting noise]

53
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Now it turns out

54
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I needthat
sanctimonious blowhard.

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Call him, tell him that you'’ve
changed your medication

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and you'’re feeling better.

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That always works for me.

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Wish me luck.

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Another classical audition?

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Sort of.

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[ Playing end of
classical piece]

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Okay, you got the job.

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You'’re our new
strolling Fiddler.

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Was it my Beethoven?

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It'’s just that you
fit into the costume.

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[ Playing off-key]

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Sabrina!

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Oh, thank goodness

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no one was injured.

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How do we sound?

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Stay in school.

72
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Well, if it isn'’t the
electric freak orchestra.

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Oh, the cheerleaders have a band

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and we'’re going to win.

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She doesn'’t know
that. Yes, I do.

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Cheerleaders always win.

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And geeks always lose.

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I believe

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they call that
the natural order.

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I do not want to lose to Libby.

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We have to get good soon.

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We'’re not good?

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Dr. Terdlington,
that is so kind of you.

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Of course, you'’re
aware that it'’s kind.

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I'’ll see you soon.

86
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That pompous swine
might let me use his formula.

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I'’m going to be able to
give the world cold fusion.

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Super!

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What does it mean?

90
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May I play something
for you, gentlemen?

91
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Perhaps some chopin, Mozart?

92
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If one of them wrote
"Turkey in the straw."

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[ Playing "Turkey in the straw"]

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[ Bad rock music playing]

95
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It was kind of hard to
hear, but we suck, right?

96
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And that was with gym echo.

97
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Hmm... I hope someone
brought some baking soda

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'’cause something
stinks in here.

99
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Oh, look. It'’s Sabrina'’s band.

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[ Giggles]

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I'’d think of a snappy
comeback, but it'’s true.

102
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Okay. Hit it.

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[ Upbeat introduction]

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♪ There'’s a little
bit of me in you ♪

105
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♪ a little bit in
everything you do... ♪

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Are you still stuck on that
whole us winning thing?

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Sabrina: Come
on, it'’s not so bad.

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The only difference between
us and them is... they'’re talented.

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Makes you wonder if Hitler
was actually a good painter.

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Zelda: Libby insults you

111
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because she'’s jealous.

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I Don'’t think so.

113
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Is there a spell that
can make dogs howl

114
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every time she opens her mouth?

115
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[ Doorbell rings]

116
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Oh... you have to be careful

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how you treat people.

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Even rotten people.

119
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You might regret it one day.

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Dr. Terdlington.

121
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I believe this whoopee
cushion is yours.

122
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For instance, today.

123
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[ Still playing
"Turkey in the straw"]

124
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And I thought

125
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giving Henry viii a sponge bath

126
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was the low point of my life.

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I had no idea you
could bottle talent.

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Where do you think that
expression comes from?

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Hm.

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A six-pack

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of refreshing talent

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now with the handy twist-top.

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Cool. But I won'’t use it
unless it'’s absolutely necessary.

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Hey, I Don'’t care
how you justify it.

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And you promise you won'’t tell?

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Mum'’s the word.

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Howdy, y'’all.

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Hi. So, how'’d the gig go?

139
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Lousy.

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I tried to merge the worlds

141
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of art and prime
rib, but I failed.

142
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Well, the important
part is that you tried.

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Got to go.

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Ooh, i'’m glad Zelda
left the labtop open.

145
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I think i'’ll whip up
some seasonings

146
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to make those philistines
at the steak house

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appreciate good music.

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Not a peep out of you.

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Mum'’s the word.

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Ooh. Deja vu.

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Excuse me!

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Excuse... put a sock in it!

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[ Students stop talking]

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Thank you.

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I understand that
everyone has been informed

156
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that iam judging the
band contest tonight.

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Yes!

158
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Okay, so no talent

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isn'’t the only
thing against us.

160
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Well, that information
is incorrect.

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For me to judge the
contest would be... unfair.

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You'’ve lost me.

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The contest will be judged

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by the producer of
rock and a hard place...

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Westbridge'’s only cable
TV showcase for local bands.

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Dwayne kraft.

167
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Kraft?

168
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Yes, Dwayne kraft.

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My nephew.

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Thank you so much
for reconsidering

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and giving me a chance

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to plead my case,
Dr. Terdlington.

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And apologize.

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Mostly I just want
you to apologize.

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♪ Fit together perfectly.

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Ha?

177
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The Libby chessler generation!

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[ Cheering]

179
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Maybe we should
have taken lessons.

180
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Come on, we can do it.

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Follow that, freaka mcentire.

182
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It'’s necessary.

183
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Whew! Well, i'’m thirsty.

184
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How about you
guys... Want a drink?

185
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No, thanks. I'’m full.

186
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I'’m prone to gastritis.

187
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I need the money on the empties.

188
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Okay, it'’s only fair

189
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that I let the final
band compete.

190
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[ Chuckling]: Although the
expression "just a formality"

191
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certainly comes to mind.

192
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Please welcome...
Entry number five.

193
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We forgot to get a name.

194
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Just play.

195
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Two-three-four...

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[ Playing intro to
"one way or another"]

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♪ One way

198
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♪ one way or another

199
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♪ i'’m gonna find ya ♪

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♪ i'’m gonna getcha, getcha ♪

201
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♪ ah...♪♪ getcha,
getcha, one way

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♪ or another

203
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♪ i'’m gonna win ya ♪

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♪ i'’m gonna getcha,
getcha, getcha, getcha ♪

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♪ one way or another

206
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♪ i'’m gonna see ya ♪

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♪ I wanna meetcha, meetcha

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♪ ah...♪♪ meetcha,
meetcha, one day

209
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♪ maybe next week

210
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♪ i'’m gonna meetcha ♪

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♪ i'’m gonna
meetcha, i'’ll meetcha ♪

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♪ I will

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♪ drive past your house

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♪ and if

215
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♪ the lights are all down

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♪ i'’ll see who'’s around ♪

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♪ one way or another

218
00:09:01,034 --> 00:09:02,931
♪ i'’m gonna
getcha, i'’ll getcha ♪

219
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,827
♪ i'’ll getcha, getcha,
getcha, getcha ♪

220
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♪ one way or another

221
00:09:06,827 --> 00:09:09,448
♪ ah... ♪

222
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[ Wild cheering and applause]

223
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Okay, fine... fine.

224
00:09:19,206 --> 00:09:21,310
Do we have a winner here, judge?

225
00:09:21,379 --> 00:09:23,827
The best band
in this battle is...

226
00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,551
Entry number five!

227
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[ Cheering and applause]

228
00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:29,275
Hello, westbridge!

229
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Are you ready to rock and roll?!

230
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[ Cheering]

231
00:09:35,931 --> 00:09:37,206
[ Cheering]

232
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Listen

233
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i'’d love to send
a crew over here

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tape you guys for my show.

235
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All: Yeah!

236
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Let me talk it
over with my band.

237
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Okay, we'’ll do it.

238
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All right.

239
00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:49,620
Aunt Zelda, we won.

240
00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,551
You should have
seen Libby'’s face.

241
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Shock and disbelief
really become her.

242
00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:56,827
I hope you remembered
what I said about being mean.

243
00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,758
Zelda...

244
00:09:58,827 --> 00:10:00,827
Have you decided
to forgive me yet?

245
00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:01,931
Not yet.

246
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,586
Another one might help.

247
00:10:06,241 --> 00:10:08,482
[ Whoopee cushion
making farting noise]

248
00:10:09,724 --> 00:10:11,896
Ah, so close.

249
00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,000
[ Crowd screaming]

250
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,172
[ Both screaming]

251
00:10:45,241 --> 00:10:47,310
I Don'’t think you know
what you'’re doing.

252
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I wrote a song

253
00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:50,931
for our TV debut

254
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,482
but the drummer has a problem.

255
00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:53,655
Take a look at it.

256
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,448
Valerie, you wrote a
song called "my Valerie"?

257
00:10:57,517 --> 00:10:59,379
Wait till you see
what he wants to do.

258
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I drew up some ideas

259
00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,689
for a complete new
look for the band.

260
00:11:02,758 --> 00:11:03,689
That'’s you and val.

261
00:11:03,758 --> 00:11:05,413
Why are we dressed like worms?

262
00:11:05,482 --> 00:11:06,862
They'’re brown unitards.

263
00:11:06,931 --> 00:11:09,137
It'’s a comment on
an asexual society.

264
00:11:09,206 --> 00:11:10,137
And i'’m

265
00:11:10,206 --> 00:11:12,275
the universal love
being with goat ears

266
00:11:12,344 --> 00:11:14,310
and the sleeveless
spandex vestments.

267
00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:15,206
"Love being"?

268
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,655
But we can'’t sing about me.

269
00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:18,137
I'’m changing america.

270
00:11:18,206 --> 00:11:18,896
Oh, yeah?

271
00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:20,758
Why are we fighting?

272
00:11:20,827 --> 00:11:21,758
Because he has

273
00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:23,172
a stupid idea.

274
00:11:23,241 --> 00:11:25,689
Oh, yeah. I'’m not
performing dressed like a bug.

275
00:11:25,758 --> 00:11:26,655
This is my band.

276
00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:27,827
Both: Your band?!

277
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,689
Wait, we Don'’t need no pepper.

278
00:11:29,758 --> 00:11:31,896
Oh, no, this is
classical seasoning.

279
00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:33,344
It adds taste.

280
00:11:33,413 --> 00:11:34,862
Why aren'’t you playing that

281
00:11:34,931 --> 00:11:36,758
"Turkey in the
straw" I asked for?

282
00:11:40,206 --> 00:11:43,275
Do you know what would
be simply marvelous?

283
00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:45,931
Yes, some incredibly
obscure Wagner.

284
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,862
If you insist.

285
00:11:47,931 --> 00:11:50,137
[ Playing Wagner passage]

286
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,793
"Valerie, my Valerie,
foxy little junior

287
00:11:54,862 --> 00:11:56,310
"walking down the street.

288
00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:57,655
Valerie, my Valerie..."

289
00:11:57,724 --> 00:11:59,000
Would you be

290
00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:02,034
terribly upset if I threw
up in one of your shoes?

291
00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:03,517
Salem, what will I do?

292
00:12:03,586 --> 00:12:04,655
You'’ve always been able

293
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,241
to talk things out with Harvey.

294
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:07,965
[ Phone rings]

295
00:12:08,034 --> 00:12:08,965
Hello.

296
00:12:09,034 --> 00:12:10,413
Hey, Harvey, it'’s Sabrina.

297
00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:12,931
Hey. So, you wearing
the brown suit?

298
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,586
Uh, no. Listen.

299
00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:15,931
Hold on.

300
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:16,896
He put me on hold.

301
00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:19,344
Since when does
Harvey have muzak?

302
00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:22,068
Hey, sorry about that.

303
00:12:22,137 --> 00:12:23,793
I didn'’t know so many chicks

304
00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:25,103
had my home number.

305
00:12:25,172 --> 00:12:27,000
You'’re listed.

306
00:12:27,068 --> 00:12:28,137
Hold on.

307
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,620
Hey, sweetness,
let me dump Sabrina

308
00:12:30,689 --> 00:12:32,034
and i'’ll be right back.

309
00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:34,206
That'’s okay, goat
boy, i'’ll dump you.

310
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:37,068
Oh, I wish i'’d never
given them a swig of talent.

311
00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:40,482
It'’s ruining our friendship
and I can'’t even enjoy winning.

312
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,724
You'’re feeling bad because
Libby sang with talent

313
00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:43,931
and deserved to win.

314
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,172
Don'’t hit me.

315
00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:47,137
Great, now I feel
annoyed andguilty.

316
00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:48,896
If you want your
friendships back

317
00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:51,931
take the fizz out of
the egos you inflated.

318
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,068
I wish I could.

319
00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:53,793
You can.

320
00:12:53,862 --> 00:12:54,689
They sip flat talent

321
00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:56,724
they go flat, too.

322
00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:58,448
I'’ll let these go flat

323
00:12:58,517 --> 00:13:01,275
and when I see Harvey
and Valerie tonight

324
00:13:01,344 --> 00:13:03,931
we'’ll go back to
being talentless friends.

325
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,862
Did you pop one for yourself?

326
00:13:05,931 --> 00:13:08,827
Me? I haven'’t been affected
by having things go my way.

327
00:13:08,896 --> 00:13:10,206
Oh, please

328
00:13:10,275 --> 00:13:13,310
little miss "i'’m too cool to
do my history homework."

329
00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:15,827
I had an autograph signing.

330
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:16,896
Okay.

331
00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:22,896
Libby, are you
here for the show?

332
00:13:22,965 --> 00:13:24,689
Please. I have a date tonight

333
00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:26,448
and I left my sweater here.

334
00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:28,034
I go to the carnival

335
00:13:28,103 --> 00:13:30,103
when I want to see
sideshow oddities.

336
00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:32,827
Maybe these won'’t be necessary.

337
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,862
Maybe they'’ll show
up and be normal.

338
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:38,137
Please. Don'’t they
have roadies to do that?

339
00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:39,206
Drink?

340
00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:40,206
No, thanks.

341
00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:41,724
I asked for clear soda.

342
00:13:41,793 --> 00:13:45,275
And I Don'’t see the blackened
tuna papaya hummus we demanded.

343
00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:46,896
Don'’t they know who we are?

344
00:13:46,965 --> 00:13:48,379
Come on, let'’s split one.

345
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,551
[ Sings out of
tune]: ♪ mi-mi-mi.

346
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:54,620
They'’re good.

347
00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:55,965
We'’ll grab some eats

348
00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:59,000
then i'’ll tell the others
about you joining the band.

349
00:13:59,068 --> 00:13:59,655
Both: What?!

350
00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:01,413
Oh, hi.

351
00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:04,379
Sabrina, Valerie, i'’d
like you to meet sunset.

352
00:14:04,448 --> 00:14:06,655
You can'’t just bring
someone into the band.

353
00:14:06,724 --> 00:14:08,034
Especially named sunset.

354
00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:09,206
You said.

355
00:14:09,275 --> 00:14:11,413
Listen, i'’m the rhythm
section and I say...

356
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:12,482
Oh, excuse me!

357
00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:13,862
Let'’s just have a drink.

358
00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:15,655
Here'’s your four-alarm hummus.

359
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:16,724
Finally.

360
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,172
Sorry. Sunset says I
should only have water

361
00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:22,413
before a performance.

362
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:23,482
Hey, Sabrina

363
00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:24,931
I just want to tell you

364
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,206
I think you guys
have what it takes

365
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:28,275
to go statewide.

366
00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:29,068
Really?

367
00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:30,724
Oh, big bucks to be made.

368
00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:33,724
Wow, with a lot of money
we could help a lot of people.

369
00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:35,896
You could buy a lot of stuff.

370
00:14:35,965 --> 00:14:38,103
Yeah, they could always lose

371
00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:39,586
their talent later.

372
00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:41,689
Oh, nothing. Let
me talk it over with

373
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:42,758
Harvey and val.

374
00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:47,275
That'’s funny.

375
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,689
I can'’t remember
how to hold a guitar.

376
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,896
So long, lot of stuff.

377
00:14:51,965 --> 00:14:54,344
[ Chuckles listlessly]

378
00:14:54,413 --> 00:14:55,724
Beg pardon?

379
00:14:55,793 --> 00:15:00,103
A woman of my standing
enjoys caviar and fine wines.

380
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:04,206
I could not have ordered
"rootin'’ tootin'’ beans."

381
00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:05,620
You did, lorlene.

382
00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:08,034
And you threw in a "yee haw"!

383
00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:09,137
Beans, caviar...

384
00:15:09,206 --> 00:15:11,551
It all goes well with
rimsky-korsakov.

385
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,965
[ Plays "flight of
the bumblebees"]

386
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:16,172
All right, let'’s get
some sound levels.

387
00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:18,034
All right, whenever
you'’re ready.

388
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,862
[ Playing badly]

389
00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:25,758
Well, I see you guys took
that "bad rehearsal-great show"

390
00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:27,482
thing to heart, huh?

391
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:28,793
I'’m sorry, Mr. Kraft.

392
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:30,655
The other day was just a fluke.

393
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:31,724
We'’ll just go.

394
00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:33,275
You just listen up, young lady.

395
00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:35,793
Dwayne put his butt on
the line for this remote.

396
00:15:35,862 --> 00:15:37,275
Remind me to thank him.

397
00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:39,586
And when Dwayne
puts his butt on the line

398
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:40,896
his mother gets testy...

399
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,517
His mother, who is my sister

400
00:15:42,586 --> 00:15:43,896
and the owner of the house

401
00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:45,482
where I am currently a guest

402
00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:47,517
where I am intent
on staying a guest.

403
00:15:47,586 --> 00:15:49,137
Got it?

404
00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:54,448
When did we get bad again?

405
00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:55,724
I can'’t suck on TV.

406
00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:57,965
You'’d think i'’d be
good at humiliation

407
00:15:58,034 --> 00:16:00,793
but it'’s just another
thing I failed to master.

408
00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:02,793
You go help
Valerie hold a guitar

409
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,000
and i'’ll try to figure
something out.

410
00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:07,172
And could you get rid of sunset?

411
00:16:07,241 --> 00:16:09,344
She scares me.

412
00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:12,931
Oh, if only I could really sing.

413
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,620
If only someone
could really sing.

414
00:16:14,689 --> 00:16:15,862
Libby can sing.

415
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,103
Wait.

416
00:16:17,172 --> 00:16:19,517
Is that really better than
embarrassing myself

417
00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:21,275
all over TV?

418
00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:24,344
Let'’s go with "yes."

419
00:16:24,413 --> 00:16:26,448
I was just in the
girl'’s bathroom.

420
00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:27,793
What am I doing here?

421
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:28,931
Isn'’t it weird

422
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,034
when your mind is
somewhere else and bam

423
00:16:31,103 --> 00:16:33,793
suddenly, you'’re in a gym
asking, "how did I get here?"

424
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:34,896
How didi get here?

425
00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:36,275
My point exactly.

426
00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:40,172
But since you stopped
by, I need a littlefavor.

427
00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:45,551
Hello. You Don'’t know
me, but I just wanted to say

428
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:51,137
Dr. Terdlington is a hero,
Zelda spellman is a zero.

429
00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:53,620
Now on to the "b'’s."

430
00:16:53,689 --> 00:16:54,931
That'’s it.

431
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,241
I am through apologizing.

432
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,689
Either you give me
the formula or you go.

433
00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:02,172
You know, Zelda,
i'’ve always liked you.

434
00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:03,172
You...

435
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:04,310
What?

436
00:17:04,379 --> 00:17:08,344
Well, the science biz
is so full of phonies

437
00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:09,896
but I like your fire.

438
00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:12,206
Well, actually, i'’ve
always admired you.

439
00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:15,551
Not your personality,
but your mind.

440
00:17:17,241 --> 00:17:18,517
Dinner?

441
00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:21,517
Love to.

442
00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:26,793
And you want me to sing for you?

443
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:28,758
In exchange for
eternal gratitude

444
00:17:28,827 --> 00:17:29,758
endless flattery

445
00:17:29,827 --> 00:17:31,793
and a piece of
the merchandising.

446
00:17:31,862 --> 00:17:32,620
I'’ll do it.

447
00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:33,448
You will?

448
00:17:33,517 --> 00:17:34,448
But let'’s get

449
00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:35,689
one thing straight:

450
00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:37,758
It'’s only because
I love to sing.

451
00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:39,620
And we love to hear you sing

452
00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:41,965
'’cause you sing
so very, very well.

453
00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:43,310
And you'’re pretty, too.

454
00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:45,931
Let'’s change "endless
flattery" to "cash."

455
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:49,379
Send this ghastly
smear back to the galley

456
00:17:49,448 --> 00:17:51,103
and give the chef 30 lashes

457
00:17:51,172 --> 00:17:53,034
for his crimes against eating!

458
00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:54,034
All: Yeah!

459
00:17:54,103 --> 00:17:55,620
Man: I'’ll never
dine here again!

460
00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:57,379
Woman: I'’m appalled!

461
00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:59,689
Perhaps a little Vivaldi?

462
00:17:59,758 --> 00:18:01,000
You know, it'’s funny.

463
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:03,655
Without customers,
we Don'’t need a Fiddler.

464
00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:04,896
You'’re fired, hilda.

465
00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:06,827
Fine. I'’m keeping the dress.

466
00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:13,689
♪ A little bit of me in you

467
00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:14,862
♪ a little bit

468
00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:16,448
♪ in everything you do

469
00:18:16,517 --> 00:18:18,103
♪ there'’s a little bit of me ♪

470
00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:20,896
♪ that goes a long
way deep into you ♪

471
00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:22,827
♪ there'’s a little
bit of you in me ♪

472
00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:27,068
♪ a little bit of you
in everything I feel ♪

473
00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:32,517
♪ makes us fit
together perfectly. ♪

474
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:39,310
Cut!

475
00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:41,586
Hey, Libby, you were great.

476
00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:44,965
Well, good save.

477
00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:47,965
Suspicious, but good.

478
00:18:48,034 --> 00:18:49,551
Amazing how things worked out.

479
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:50,655
Yep.

480
00:18:50,724 --> 00:18:52,827
The winner won as the freaks

481
00:18:52,896 --> 00:18:56,379
looked on in amazement.

482
00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:58,482
All'’s right with the world.

483
00:18:58,551 --> 00:18:59,793
I happen to believe

484
00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:02,655
that if a waiter wants
that nine percent tip

485
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,482
everything has to be perfect.

486
00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:07,275
You'’re terrible.

487
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Well...

488
00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:14,551
[ Coyly]: It'’s late.

489
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,241
I suppose i'’d better go.

490
00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:17,448
Right.

491
00:19:17,517 --> 00:19:21,724
Oh, by the way, can I
have that formula now?

492
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:22,965
Nope.

493
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,137
Never.

494
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,965
Then why did you put
me through such misery?

495
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,551
Revenge.

496
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:31,137
How about dinner next Tuesday?

497
00:19:31,206 --> 00:19:33,137
How about you
kiss my cold fusion?

498
00:19:35,724 --> 00:19:37,517
Give me back my pants!

499
00:19:41,551 --> 00:19:43,827
So, are we still
speaking to each other?

500
00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:45,862
Yes, if we never
talk about how bad

501
00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:46,931
we played today.

502
00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:48,965
I can'’t figure out
what went wrong.

503
00:19:49,034 --> 00:19:50,655
Was there something
in that hummus?

504
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:51,965
Let'’s not let anything

505
00:19:52,034 --> 00:19:53,827
get in the way
of our friendship.

506
00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:54,931
You mean success?

507
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,034
I Don'’t think that
will be a problem.

508
00:19:57,103 --> 00:19:59,068
I blame sunset.

509
00:20:00,206 --> 00:20:01,620
Sabrina: Salem

510
00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:03,206
there are five bottles here.

511
00:20:03,275 --> 00:20:04,758
That'’s very good, Sabrina.

512
00:20:04,827 --> 00:20:07,344
Now, what color
is the tablecloth?

513
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:08,655
No. I brewed six.

514
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:11,172
Where'’s the last
bottle of talent?

515
00:20:17,827 --> 00:20:19,000
Give me some of that.

516
00:20:20,206 --> 00:20:21,275
Ah.

517
00:20:24,482 --> 00:20:26,689
♪ Every little thing
that you have said ♪

518
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,620
♪ and done

519
00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:31,620
all: ♪ feels like it'’s
deep within me ♪

520
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,896
♪ ooh, mm-mm

521
00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:37,827
♪ doesn'’t really matter
if you'’re on the run ♪

522
00:20:37,896 --> 00:20:41,068
All: ♪ it seems like
we'’re meant to be ♪

523
00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:43,310
♪ I Don'’t care who you are ♪

524
00:20:43,379 --> 00:20:44,793
Hey, guys, come on.

525
00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:46,586
The game'’s still tied.

526
00:20:46,655 --> 00:20:49,310
♪ What you did

527
00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:51,896
♪ as long as you love me

528
00:20:51,965 --> 00:20:55,000
♪ who you are,
where you'’re from ♪

529
00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:59,896
♪ Don'’t care what you did
as long as you love me. ♪

530
00:21:02,551 --> 00:21:05,103
♪ As long as you love me

531
00:21:05,172 --> 00:21:09,206
♪ i'’m trying to hide it
so that no one knows ♪

532
00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:11,620
♪ but I guess it shows

533
00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:14,689
♪ when you look into my eyes

534
00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:18,965
♪ what you did and where
you'’re coming from ♪

535
00:21:19,034 --> 00:21:20,586
♪ I Don'’t care ♪

536
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:24,517
♪ as long as you love me, baby ♪

537
00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:26,344
What are you doing here?

538
00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:28,275
How come they didn'’t win?

539
00:21:28,344 --> 00:21:33,310
♪ I Don'’t care who you
are, where you'’re from. ♪